comfort animal

An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.

Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?

It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?

Ha-ha very funny.

by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019

Comfort Tube

A Youtube channel or rabbit hole that brings great comfort and warm feelings.

I was supposed to work another 2 hours but instead curled up with my laptop and watched Bon Appetít's Test Kitchen as my comfort tube.

by Skaunti January 27, 2020

comfort bunny

a plush bunny that helps with problems that i have

"i really need comfort bunny now"

by PepsiBlitz April 16, 2020

dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.

‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’

by Comfabulous November 15, 2020

dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.

‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’

by Comfabulous November 15, 2020

Comfortability

When you’re extremely comfortable

“It’s not about your comfortability”

by Fundom November 26, 2020

ryan comfort

Someone who likes to fiddle with predominantly children and run around with madeline mccan

is that Ryan Comfort with another child again?

by yes okay ykihcj June 12, 2020