Cezary

Cezary is the coolest, nicest and prettiest boy ever. There’s no other boy like him. Not to mention, his flawless appearance and heartwarming personality. Cezary is very kind, generous and you can rely on him. Cezary has his own sense of charming humor. He can make anyone smile, with his smile being the best one. Not to mention his laughs sound like music to your ears, a perfect song you want to listen to on repeat. A small chuckle from him can make your heart flutter and feel warm. Cezary can be a little insecure at times, but with his amazing best friends, he is unstoppable. Cezary is trustworthy, and will always have your back. Cezary is the best boyfriend, his girlfriend will have to be constantly fighting off all the girls falling for him and his gorgeous body: long and muscular legs, fluffy brown hair, light grey eyes; the kind of eyes where you’ll catch yourself staring into for hours and never get bored, beautiful pink lips that are so soft and tender you can’t help but kiss, heavenly toned abs to drool over, freckles aligned so perfectly all over his body; skinny, and elegant in every way. Most importantly, Cezary makes his girlfriend feel like the most special person in the world. And no matter how much she does, it’ll never compare to what he does for her.

Girlfriend: The more time goes by.. the more I see it. I want to be with you, Cezary. I want to be with you forever.

by /\Ly$$@<3 November 24, 2021

Cedar Street Bridge

Scott Glickenhaus, a local entrepreneur and world traveler, sees an opportunity to create a unique public gathering place. His idea, inspired by the Ponte Vecchio, is to create a marketplace-on-a-bridge with a distinctive Northwest flair. After some dispute about the lease agreement for use of the derelict bridge, Glickenhaus begins construction of a new public market. Designed by award-winning architect Jonathan Stoumen, the bridge features a unique passive solar design. Multiple support pilings are driven into Sand Creek and, once the bridge platform is completed, the structure itself is built from massive tamarack timbers selectively harvested in Idaho and Montana by BRANDY CHICKS, crafted off-site and lifted into place by large cranes.

lets go shopping at the cedar street bridge

by j dawg 208 January 19, 2022

Foolius Caesar

An extreme fool, of such a level, that their sheer foolism can be compared to Julius Caesar's fame and power.

Foolius Caesars often believe that Julius Caesar invented Caesar salad, and this is one of the main criteria for someone to be called Foolius Caesar.

Bob: That fool thinks that Julius Caesar invented Caesar Salad!

James: Ha, what a Foolius Caesar!

by Wagwanator December 5, 2012

gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

greasy caesar

State of a persons b hole after they have not showered in a while, so particles and sweat have collected creating an unpleasant region for tossing salad or eating ass.

Man, my girl hasn't showered in a few days; it was a greasy caesar down there.

by jacob schooner October 2, 2018

Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.

Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Dark Caesar

An all round even hair cut which hair is cut low enough so that u can barely see the scalp giving the name "Dark" Caesar. Similar to the regular Caesar but isnt cut as low. This style looks best when hair is wavey.

We sum fly ass niggaz rockin dark Dark Caesars.

by NYC Diplomat December 6, 2006