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Bohemian Buttfucker 

Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.

The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.

The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
That Bohemian Buttfucker really fucked me in the butt last night.
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buttfucking 

Scott Nelson's favorite way to make new friends.
Yeah man Scott was just buttfucking with Matt and now they're going out on friday.
buttfucking by Krackalackin November 17, 2004

Buttfucker 

One who fucks up the butt; see douchebag
Fuck him, hes a buttfucker
Buttfucker by Nick November 27, 2003
adjective; in incompetent fool making a mess of everything and can do nothing right what-so-ever, even have sex.
our president, W Bush is a complete buttfuck
buttfuck by sponge May 21, 2004
To light one's cigarette off of another's lit cigarette.
Fraternity boy 1: "How about a buttfuck?"
Fraternity boy 2: "Sure."
buttfuck by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

buttfucking 

When two people, most probably women of the eastern influence, drive down the same road, at the same speed, blocking every possible lane. Those people are buttfucking.
Damn nigga, those two chinks hella be buttfucking Almaden Expy all the way to McKean. I wanna shoot them bitches wit mah hand cannon.
buttfucking by Clan Nigz January 16, 2010

Alabama Buttfuck 

An alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 1/2 whole milk and 1/2 cheap domestic beer of your choice.
Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.