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Buchou Slap

A slap given by someone to someone being stubborn, snarky, annoying, etc. Can also be known as "The Tezuka Backhand"

This slap originated by Tezuka Kunimitsu, a character from the popular shonen manga, when he slapped Ryoma Echizen in an episode because Echizen was playing a non-official match. This is a rare occurence for Tezuka losing his temper, so it is now referenced as a "buchou slap"
p1~ "You so buchou slapped him!"
p2 ~ "only because he was being such a jerk. but it was refreshing"
by GymnastMagic January 26, 2011
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buck knife

A knife manufactured by the Buck Knives company, which is one of many companies that produce cutlery. They make a wide variety of knives, both fixed and folding designs. Most are for hunting or everyday utility purposes, but a few are "tactical" (offensive/defensive) in nature.
To refer to a knife as a "buck knife" is not descriptive or useful at all. People need to quit doing that.
Idiot: That Jared Loughner had a 4-inch buck knife! He could've stabbed somebody with his buck knife!

Intelligent person: I have a small collection of pocket knives. My favorites are Buck, Kershaw, and Spyderco.

Idiot: Hey dude, check out my new buck knife!
Intelligent person: It has "Gerber" printed right on the blade, man.
by imsurroundedbyidiots January 19, 2011
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Buckfield

Here in the state of Maine Buckfield is a small town close to Auburn. Here we have a highschool the is quite small. We all know eachother (and eachother's business). All the cool kids come here to party with us, cause they want to be like us. It is not cool to hang around the Park & Ride day after day. How ever, it is a good meeting place. The town is just the right size. There is a bank, grocery store, pizza place, library, and gas station... what else is there to need? B.P. is just something we are naturally good at! And no we aren't all related.
Hey wanna go hang at my buddy's apartment in Auburn? Nah, the rednecks invited me to a kickass bonfire in Buckfield.
by Coolio-J December 5, 2010
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bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
by cathodeRay March 14, 2008
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Buck House

British nickname for Buckingham Palace, the principal London residence of Queen Elizabeth II.
I meant to drive home at the stroke of four, but got called for a photo op at Buck House.
by Billy Frank August 2, 2013
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Mop Bucket Dump

The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.

The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.
Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015
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Bro Bucks

Introduction to Bro Bucks:
Bro Bucks is a way to pay your bro back without actually paying your bro back. However it is not as simple as it sounds.

History of Bro Bucks:
The history of bro bucks begins sometime in the month of July in a medium sized town in Massachuesstes called Framingham. James Jacobs (no job, no money, no license, no car) had to get to get to Providence Rhode Island to hook up with his girlfriend. James could not get down to Rhode Island himself so James called his best bro Justin and asked Justin to drive him down to Rhode Island so he could hook up with his girlfriend.
When James first proposed this idea to Justin, Justin did not like the idea at all. Justin wanted some compensation from doing James such a big favor, but James (no job, no money, no license, no car) did not really have much to offer. After many many minutes on the telephone James and Justin struck a deal. James agreed to give Justin 50 bro bucks. And a new form of currency was born.

How Bro Bucks are aquired and spent:
Bro Bucks are aquired by 'being a bro'. 'Being a bro' includes any bro related favors. Some examples of being a bro are: Driving bro around, getting bro pussy, lending a bro some money, letting a bro hit your joint/blunt/bong etc. Driving your bro home if he's drunk, letting a bro copy your homework, and backing up your bro in a fight are only a few examples.
Once you acquire bro bucks you can cash them in however you wish. You can make your bro be your wingman so u wont have to talk to the ugly one, you can cop a nug from your bro, you can fishbowl your bro's car, you can get drunk at a party and make your bro whip you home(license or not). Each of these activites cost a specific amount of bro bucks which will be explained in the next section.

How much to charge your bro:
Bro Bucks is a complicated form of currency. The amount of Bro Bucks earned form 'being a bro' is dependent on two factors.
1. Inconvience to you
2. Benefit to bro
Each catergorie (inconvience to you) and (benefit to bro) is weighted on a 1-30 point scale. The two individual factors are added together to find the amount of bro bucks earned. For example driving your bro across state to get pussy would be a 30 on the inconveince scale and a 20 on the benefit scale (he didnt get in it). So when they are added together your bro owes you fifty bro bucks

Q&A with a Bro:
Q: Are bro bucks retro active for stuff i did for my bro before i heard about bro bucks?
A: Nah, bro bucks aims to start fresh
Q: Can bro bucks be earned when a bro is being a complete jerk to you?
A: Although i do not condone stranding a bro without a ride, hooking up with a bro's girlfriend, forcing and encouraging a bro drink because he's down, stealing some of your bros stuff, or otherwise being a douche, this stuff is completly seperate from bro bucks
Q: Do bro bucks have to be paid back upon the bro's request?
A: Yes, within reason. "I can't drive you home because im gonna be drinking more than you" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home; I don't have a license" is not a good excuse. "Dude I can't drive you home because
my aunt just died" is a reasonable excuse.

Q: What happens if my bro and I cannot agree on how many bro bucks I owe him
A: Any disputes about how many bro bucks one has earned will be decided by the council of the bros (James, Justin, and Matthew Clements of Framingham MA, who lives across from taco bell on Rt 30 in a light blue house)
Q: If I dont wanna be a bro is there a conversion of bro bucks to U.S. dollars?
A: Yes, the conversion is $2 to one bro buck.
Q: Are bor bucks transferable fomr bro to bro?
A: No they are not. If you another bro 10 bro bucks, and a bro owes you 10 bro bucks you CANNOT just get your bro to pass on his debt to another bro that you owe.
If you have any other questions just remember this one thing:

"Dude; just be a bro"
basically everything is described up there so if you still don't know how to use bro bucks you never will
by Jusitn, James, Matt September 24, 2007
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