falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

by Urban Dictionary September 7, 2007

Bumplings

Small, fluffy brown bum nuggets found floating on top of a poo stew.

Crap, don't go in there, they're serving poo stew and bumplings today!

by JohnnyN July 1, 2012

brother blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.

Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.

by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004

Blumpkin Pie

The act of having a Ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a Pilgrim or Indian Squaw. One guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.

The first Blumpkin Pie.

While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.

by Uncle Kreepy November 22, 2011

atomic blumpkin

when you're getting a blumpkin and the receiver vomits all ove the top of the head of the giver, thus giving the receiver a complete release of the body from every possible orifice, vomitus, feces, and ejaculate and urine if the receiver is especially talented!

Chad puked all over the top of bret's head while she was giving him a blumpkin. It was the most compete release any human has ever experienced, despite the mess on top of her head and the extensive cleanup, i love atomic blumpkins!

by fist698 April 8, 2010

Golden Backwards Blumpkin

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB

Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

by GBBeaver December 8, 2009

Golden Blumpkin 360

A golden blumpkin 360, is when you get head while taking a shit (a blumpkin) on a golden rotating toilet. To be a real golden blumpkin 360 the toilet must be at least 18k gold, and it must make a full rotation, or 360 degrees.

I almost got a golden blumpkin 360 last night, but the toilet was out of order, and would not spin.

by Dave Siegel March 1, 2008