Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022

Oil Missile

Feeding a girl an assload of beans then arming her with a buttplug. Wait for the pressure to build, aim, then fire Macsquisie!

Ok, now point that oil missile and let er’ rip.

by Beandolf March 20, 2025

Alabama Mud Missile

A “nitro cell” from below in the video game Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege.

“Alabama mud missile in coming”

by Ingborg March 1, 2024

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017

death missile

Wawa hotdog

I was in the restroom for 2 hours last night because of the death missile I consumed.

by CharminAbuser October 25, 2018

Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)

"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

Korean Missile

An erect penis of a Korean male.

Hey, I heard you got a prom date, so you gonna give her the Korean Missile

by IrishSteeler14 December 7, 2014