The Turtle 

A sex position that occurs when the females legs rest on the males shoulders and he leans over from on top of her, pushing her legs against her body, creating a shell over her body. The male continues to penetrate her.

"Me and Billy turtled last night; it felt so good!"

"When Billy turtles me it gets so deep"

"Hey Molly, what do you say we try the turtle tonight?"

The Turtle by VickySue December 31, 2009

The Tripod 

The Tripod is a Scottish myth of three wild girls so finely in tune with one another that they evolved into one fierce being. The legend goes that they walk the streets of Glasgow under cover of darkness, hunting for parties and unsuspecting victims on whom they bestow their unbelievable chat. The Tripod is said to have such vulgar patter that once this hunt for a party is over, they lie dormant for hours in their own filth, repeatedly cracking the same jokes and laughing maniacally. Be warned - this beast is capable of drawing in even the most sane, sensible and resistant person. You will love it against all better judgment.

The Tripod has left the party - party over.

The Tripod by dr_baws March 11, 2010

The Thinking Cap 

When a man stands behind someone kneeling down and surprisingly tries to stretch his sac over their head. If done correctly the image will portray a skin covered shower cap with 2 small brains in it

Two brains are better than one....so let me give you The Thinking Cap

The Thinking Cap by Ason J Nderson A May 15, 2010

the thrift shop 

When a malnourished male teenager tries to have sexual intercourse with a virgin and the male proceeds to insert his penis into the female's vagina, takes the female's virginity and then cries afterwards because it hurt

Guy 1) Hey! Just had sex last night. The girl had her first time with me

Guy 2) The girl told me that you did The Thrift Shop to her. Lol

Guy 1) Fuck that hoe

the thrift shop by The Thrift Shoo March 2, 2017

Under The Table Beef Stick 

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

Under The Table Beef Stick by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009

clicking of the tongue

When speaking one might click their tongue indicating what they are going to say next will be legendary.

*click* (clicking of the tongue)"So this bitch decided she wanted to swing at me...."

clicking of the tongue by Clownsighting2016 January 5, 2017

The Tubba Rat

When you are engaging in unprotected gay anal sex and a small piece of undigested material such as corn or a peanut gets lodged in your pee hole.

Gay Tubba was on all fours getting his daily ass pounding when his boyfriend suddenly yelped like a cocker spaniel when a piece of corn became lodged in his urethra. Tubba tried to suck the corn niblet out, but it was a full-on case of the Tubba Rat.

The Tubba Rat by Jon Chino December 14, 2008