high as fuck

being ripped off your ass

person #1: "Dude where the fuck am I?"
person #2: "We are chasing a poptart through a forest dude."
person #1: "Well when the fuck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a mutherfucker."
person #2: "We are high as fuck."

by necro April 22, 2005

fuck bush

What my 10 year old brother says everytime I swear, to both try to get me to stop swearing and to announce his dispise for the president of the United States pubically!

Me: "Oh Shit!"
my mom: "What do you say?"
My brother: "Fuck Bush!"

by Alyssa February 11, 2005

mind-fucking

To stimulate someone's mind with intellectually, artistically, emotionally, or spiritually intriguing conversation. To be able to take someone to a state of euphoric bliss just by talking to them.

"Last night, my girl and I talked for hours about everything under the sun. I felt like she knew me, she understood me. I felt high, like I was floating on cloud nine. I do believe she is mind-fucking me!"

by Diva Divine May 22, 2010

fat fuck

a person who is horizontally challenged or over weight.

"yo get up off o dat chair you fat fuck"
"leave my food alone you've had enough you fat fuck"

by MC SHITHEAD May 26, 2005

friends that fuck

A friend with which you occasionaly engage in sexual activity ranging from mutual masterbation to oral sex to intercourse. A true "FTF" relationship seldom involves kissing. If your kissing, its probably more than just a friend.

by David Inside Intel May 7, 2003

fuck Q

1. an expression used when you are annoyed with someone, but don't want to offend them too badly. Generally used with an acquaintance.

2.hating the letter Q

Person 1: I'm sorry, but you're wrong
Person 2: No, I'm not, I'm right, YOU'RE wrong.
Person 1: Well. I'm sorry you feel that way. However, I'm still right.
Person 2: ........Grrr.....FUCK Q.

You know what? it's the worst letter. it really sucks. Fuck it. FUCK Q.

by grassberryandkimbo January 26, 2009

fucking the dog

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006