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99 bananas 

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.
99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.
99 bananas by Dutch May 3, 2003

bananananana 

Kids' version of banana, pronounced buh-NAN-uh-NAN-uh-nuh, similar to basghetti for spaghetti
When offering breakfast to your kids, suggest bananananana with cereal instead of just a banana.
bananananana by watch123 October 10, 2008

Bananodka 

Hey brauh, you want some Bananodka on the rocks?
Bananodka by Lotussin June 16, 2009
An arachnid like creature that has been known to suck blood.
Banaga
banaga by Dwswmix1 February 8, 2010

Bananas and Cherries 

Code word for saying "Let's go have sex".
Hey, Laquisha, would you like to go with me to get some bananas and cherries at the concession stand?

Bananastab 

The reaction to an event or statement so absurd, so mind-numbingly stupid, so reminiscent of every single thing one hates about humanity, that one's only wish is to stab herself with the nearest object. Bananas are highly recommended, but other objects may be used. One rule, though. No knives or anything that could actually be used as a stabbing instrument. Have fun. (Note: Don't actually stab yourself, please)
Person One: Oh. My. God. Did you just see the Miss Teen USA pageant?
Person Two: Yeah. It was terrifying. That girl, you know, the one who kept saying "such as," and referencing "U.S. Americans?"
Person One: *picks up banana from fruit bowl and thrusts it into her chest above her heart* BANANASTAB.