Bananastab 

The reaction to an event or statement so absurd, so mind-numbingly stupid, so reminiscent of every single thing one hates about humanity, that one's only wish is to stab herself with the nearest object. Bananas are highly recommended, but other objects may be used. One rule, though. No knives or anything that could actually be used as a stabbing instrument. Have fun. (Note: Don't actually stab yourself, please)

Person One: Oh. My. God. Did you just see the Miss Teen USA pageant?
Person Two: Yeah. It was terrifying. That girl, you know, the one who kept saying "such as," and referencing "U.S. Americans?"
Person One: *picks up banana from fruit bowl and thrusts it into her chest above her heart* BANANASTAB.

Bananastab by Henrietta J.T, McCallister-Smidgeons April 11, 2008

bananasauce 

like applesauce but with bananas. you put it on your peanut butter sandwich.. or anything else.

Brendan- "Damnn this is some fucking good bananasauce."

bananasauce by wasssupp May 7, 2010

bananaslam

gettin slapped in the face w/ a penis, usually in porn

director:"now i want u to bananaslam her"

bananaslam by jamboniman April 26, 2006

afghanistan-bananastand 

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

afghanistan-bananastand by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

bananasauce 

Dude's sauce from his banana i.e. semen from his dick.

He put his bananasauce all over my face!

bananasauce by mistressjaskra October 1, 2016

bananasmanana 

You say this word when you think something is incorrect, a bit like bullshit.

George Bush a good President? Bananasmanana!!

bananasmanana by HexFighter July 10, 2006

Bananasalad 

The best type of salad. Particularly good to eat before killing zombies, playing guitar hero, or drinking to excess.

A salad made most of sliced bananas

Jbones: Have you finished your bananasalad?
Clark: This bananasalad tastes like cat meat.

Bananasalad by bananasalad December 15, 2009