by PYCXL the best author May 1, 2022
Get the Milky in Spectral mug.When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023
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This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023
Get the Cock milking mug.Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine mug.As anybody who watches "Always Sunny In Philadelphia" would know, a Milksteak is a steak that is cooked in boiling milk.
by alwayssunny♥er August 25, 2010
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when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger in the pile of protein you left on the belly and rub it over her (his) lip in the style of a spanish gent.
when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger in the pile of protein you left on the belly and rub it over her (his) lip in the style of a spanish gent.
i was sexing my old lady when she says she wants to look like caesar romero (the joker in the batman show). i pull out and pump my joy juice on her belly. then i craft her a fine protein mustache. aye dios mio! what a fine milky sanchez!!
by the lopez! February 5, 2009
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