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Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.
Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.
by Poptart. March 4, 2014
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Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.
"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."
by Lyd8 May 27, 2011
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Faceboogling

Okay the word is the combined words of facebook and google. You use facebook to ask a question when really they could just google it and find the answer immediately.
Facebook status

I wonder how much and elephant weighs?
Comment
Lol I don't know
That is stupid why are you faceboogling it instead of
googling it dumbass.
by 17dollars November 28, 2011
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Faceboost

The result of stroking one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of facetards
If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything nor would you crave a faceboost
by OsirusT May 26, 2013
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facebookrastinating

Instead of studying for my statics final, I spent the whole time facebookrastinating.
by Stu Daubenmire January 3, 2008
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Facebookify

Facebook is the wonderful new tool that allows you to obsessively check on what other "friends" are doing, who they are dating, where they went clubbing last Saturday night and how big is their brain.

It also allows you to share with these "friends" exactly what you are doing at the moment, what is on your mind and other existential matters that are bugging you.

But this tool can also be used to share information and arrange meetings and nights out.

Therefore, to facebookify is to keep someone informed via Facebook of everything that is going on in your world, that might (or might not) matter to them.
Guy #1's post on Guy #2's wall: Dude, I promised I'll facebookify you with an answer. So, he goes: yes!
by A.Strange February 12, 2009
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facebokliosis

An unhealthy, retarded, gay obsession with facebook leading to couch potatoeism and fat basterdness. A person with this disease stays up most hours of the day on facebook doing absolutely nothing, but insists on calling it "work" or "business".
Josh: Ace wanna hang out?
Ace: nah man, i got business on facebook.
Josh: dude u have facebokliosis.
by Izamaru October 8, 2009
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