dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

dick pic

a picture of a guys naked mole rat that is 95% of the time not asked for and 99.9% of the time not enjoyed 🤢

“david sent me a dick pic last night and let me tell ya, i’m very disappointed”

“i just saw the grossest dick pic ever”

by jessicaroots468 January 13, 2020

Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.

Fits G-Union perfectly.

by Anonymous April 28, 2006

psycho dick

the male equivalent of a "psycho chick/bitch." basically a guy who seems sincere, emotionally available, and affectionate until you disagree with him or catch him cheating, at which point he morphs into a defensive, mean-spirited, controlling jerk and tries to put the blame for HIS dishonest behavior on you.

I couldn't believe Derick turned out to be a Psycho Dick! He went from a dream boyfriend to an abusive jerk when his ex showed up in town.

by shinseiki October 27, 2007

Wolf Dick

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call

"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.

by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009

poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

by Rick March 6, 2003

Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.

I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.

by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006