Dick fit

When a woman expects to get some but plans change and she has to go without getting some, so she throws a dick fit. Much like a child throwing a tantrum when they dont get what they want.

The couple had plans to spend a romantic night tigether, but due to unforseen circumstances they had to postpone their night, causing the woman to throw a dick fit.

by Sparta1997 December 15, 2017

dick pic

a picture of a guys naked mole rat that is 95% of the time not asked for and 99.9% of the time not enjoyed 🤢

“david sent me a dick pic last night and let me tell ya, i’m very disappointed”

“i just saw the grossest dick pic ever”

by jessicaroots468 January 13, 2020

breath dick

Sort of like the opposite of dick breath; it's the smell caused
when someone with bad breath gives you a blowjob, making your penis smell like it has halitosis. May also be caused by using saliva to masturbate.

Woman - "You got your dick smell on my breath!"
Man - "You got your breath smell on my dick."
Chew gum before giving oral to prevent breath dick.

by abyssalhunter April 4, 2012

shit the dick

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.

I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.

by b1akemore July 27, 2011

Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.

Fits G-Union perfectly.

by Anonymous April 28, 2006

poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

by Rick March 6, 2003

Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.

I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.

by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006