Penis Bandits 

A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.

Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.

Penis Bandits by DA INFAMOUS PB February 4, 2009

Penis Shrapnel 

penis shrapnel-

residue left after too much pressure wuz built up at the tip of the male penis, can be caused by
many things, somtimez by trying to have anal intercourse with a gurl under the age of 12, or can be
caused by getting excited too rapidly causing all teh blood to rush to the penis and explode. also iz very fatal if the victim iz recieving oral stimulation at the time of the explosion, wich is
known to decapacitate the head of the person giving the oral stimulatoin leaving nuthing but a body

Imran was hit in the face by Bob's penis shrapnel.

Penis Shrapnel by Imran Carr January 30, 2005

penis-wad 

someone who really pisses you off. can be a guy or a gurl
guy is SO much funnier becuz then they're like WAT??

will u bang me?
NO UR SUCH A PENIS-WAD
WHAT??

penis-wad by flkdjflksd January 27, 2007

penis-wenie 

A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.

"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"

penis-wenie by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

Penis Poacher 

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

Penis Poacher by rgeezy January 8, 2009

Penis Recruit 

One who explores with the intent of discovering and then recruiting male sex organs for one's own sexual pleasure and/or military based movement.

"Penis Recruit" is derived from the English "cock" and the greek based "not-general".

A large angry third world country refugee stumbles upon a convoy of U.S. military soldiers.
This refugee will then "roofy" and brainwash these soldiers, then use their "ding-dong's" to conquer Quebec, Canada.
Therefore making him a penis recruit.

Penis Recruit by G-Funk Carl September 24, 2010

penis-steps

Similar to footsteps, but instead of a record of where one's feet have been, one's penis-steps are a history of where their penis has been. It is typically used in reference to one's previous sexual partners.

Man, I'd sure love to screw in Leonardo Dicaprio's penis-steps!

I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.

penis-steps by Kockocksman November 28, 2011