The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

Dingbat David

A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.

That guy across the table is such a Dingbat David stay away from him.

by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025

Mae’Daviah

Mae’Daviah Lee has one of the most unique names you’ll ever see. When you first meet her she can come across as a proper prick but, she is overall a great person.

One I got to know Mae’Daviah she turned out to be a great person.

by Royalz_3k December 14, 2025

Benjamin David

Benjamin David
noun | ben-juh-min day-vid
A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.

“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025

pulled a David

Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.

"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."

by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013

big lip david

A weird boy that took a pic on snapchat with a filter

The big lip David walked on the bus

by Radgirl02 December 9, 2016