rim cheese

Rim cheese is not male smegma. Nor do male babies or children produce smegma. Rim cheese is female smegma at and around the labia minora and labia majora that have oozed out of the vagina and under the hood of the clitoris.

females produce far more smegma that intact males produce.

American women produce more rim cheese on their vulvas than uncircumcised European, Latino and Asian men generate under their foreskins.

rim cheese by Brit Pariah March 5, 2009

Curdled Cheese 

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.

*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.

Curdled Cheese by Erlangga April 23, 2011

Cottage Cheese 

Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.

Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...

Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!

Cottage Cheese by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010

from under cheese

the cheese like substance that forms under your foreskin.

"what's that smell?" "from under cheese" "dirty cunt!"

from under cheese by pedobear's over friendly uncle September 15, 2009

I like cheese 

The phrases "I like cheese" is most precisely used to point out a comment that was relevant some time in the past but is not relevant in the current context. It evolved over time to also point out any non-sequitur comment.

This was started during a discussion between two students at Gustavus Adolphus College in St. Peter, MN. The one student (from Minnesota) called the other student (from Wisconsin) a "cheese head". The conversation continued on to other topics and the "cheese head" comment was long forgotten. Several minutes and topics later, the student from Minnesota (likely feeling the pangs of guilt for the forgotten insult) turned to the student from Wisconsin and said, "I'm sorry I called you a cheese head. I like cheese."

Dora: What do you think about the current election year?
Kris: I think that both parties have a lot to be desired.
Jenny: Speaking of parties, there is one tonight at the Kappa's house!
Becky: Cool! Maybe we can get in for free!
Scott: Let's ask Matt!

Travis: I hope Ron Paul wins.

(dramatic pause while everybody looks at Travis)

Matt: I like cheese.

(everybody but Travis): Hahahahaha!

I like cheese by Matt from GAC February 15, 2008

Cheese 

The Tastiest thing you can buy at a supermarket

cheese is very tastey

Cheese by Ricardo Killa August 6, 2006

Cheesebum 

The act of inserting cheese down the rear of ones pants, then waiting till the following morning. The resulting humiliating mess is known as cheesebum.

"How much cheese did we get down Petes bum last night? What a Cheesebum".

Cheesebum by cheesebum peter September 27, 2011