Penis Pillow

A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.

"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."

by AlaricGoof October 10, 2015

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penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014

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The most beautiful, important, shining penis ever. It is the best in every way and it is bad in no ways. It is the longest, Girthiest, Most attractive penis ever
Legend says the cum of a polyglamorous penis grants anime protagonist powers and immortality.

Hey baby, wanna see my, polyglamorous penis?

by Lordbriboi April 14, 2022

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Being a Penis

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

by beingapenis May 21, 2018

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shooting penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

by masterodeat November 6, 2018

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Scaly Penis

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

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