When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!
Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."
A day to celebrate the awesomeness of fake meat and anal. This day was created today in response to steak and BJ day. What a douchebag holiday, "I eat cow and get(give in Idontdotricks case) BJs at the same time!!! I'm really great!, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!
I'm so fucking glad steak and BJ day is over!!! Hurry up and PIITB, it's boca burger/anal day ninja!!!