dropped like a ryan 

When one person says something stupid, and then his/her friend proceeds to give them one swift sidearm fist to the solar plexus; resulting in them falling to the ground grasping for air while his/her friends laugh histerically.

Ryan: Yo Dog, get your lighta back be4 he teef dat.

Taylor: Did you just say teef?

Ryan: Yeah! Why Dog?

Taylor: (then proceeds to "drop him like a ryan")

Ryan: (Proceeds to get "dropped like a ryan) AHHHHH PAIN!

dropped like a ryan by red poo wagon January 19, 2004

Holy Ryan Seacrest 

Commonly utilized as an expression denoting moderate excitement, amusement, and/or mild indifference when cussy words are simply unacceptable, i.e. You're in a church/at a daycare/in a Carl's Junior drive-thru ordering a Hot Carl. When Holy AIDS has too much zazz and personality, and when Holy Shit just isn't feasible or polite, unzip your grab bag of phrases and reach for the stars. And, banality.

#1: "Did you see last night's episode of____? Holy Ryan Seacrest! It was so flamboyantly average, I could actually feel myself dying a little bit inside with every passing minute that I continued watching. Naturally, I recorded it so I could review it and subsequently spark uninspired discussions on my Facebook page, both for, and against, topics of my choosing surrounding said show."

#2: "I ordered a Big Mac and found myself having to take a--Holy Ryan Seacrest, did you just see that mime across the street get beat up by those ventriloquists?"

#3: "I just flew here from Cleveland and Holy Ryan Seacrest are my arms tired."

#4: "Your command of the English language has been classified as mildly-illiterate at best and you can barely secure the velcro on your dress shoes, yet you were voted in as Leader of the Free World for eight years? Holy Ryan Seacrest- I didn't think you had it in you, Georgie. Kudos."

Holy Ryan Seacrest by amateurmetheus September 26, 2009

Phenominal Ryan 

A weiner suckkin butt monkey that blows 95 year old rich men for 10 dollars he calls this the floppy weiner job he loves his job and will never quit

Love ya Ryan,

GI JEW PRO♥

P.S. ♥♥♥♥

Phenominal Ryan

Phenominal Ryan by GI JEW PRO October 25, 2010

Jack Ryan 

Jack Ryan is the protagonist from the game BioShock. He is the illegitimate son of Andrew Ryan and Jasmine Jolene. His father made the underwater city of Rapture. His mother was a stripper and prostitute. He was sold to the businesses man Frank Fontaine when he was an embryo. He was experimented on as a child by Brigid Tenebaum and Yi Suchong,making him grow up faster than a usual human. He is technically four years old in BioShock. Throughout the game,he must use "plasmids",a gene altering chemical that makes the user have super powers. He also can save little sisters from the Big Daddies or harvest them. He wears a badass sweater and has chain tattoos on his wrist,along with a sexy voice.

Person 1: Dude,Alex Mason from call of duty is awesome!
Person 2: Dude,Jack Ryan from BioShock can kick his ass without trying

Jack Ryan by Deuce9Lives November 11, 2014

Paul Ryan 

A "tea party" republican congressman from the state of Wisconsin. And the running mate of presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

Hey, are you watching the debate between Vice President Joe Biden and Congressman Paul Ryan? Interesting huh?

Paul Ryan by Costress October 11, 2012

The Ryan-Ator 

An illiterate piece of shit that can't spell "beat up" correctly.

The Ryan-Ator spelled beat up, "beet up".

The Ryan-Ator by The Ryan-Ator April 5, 2005

Paul Ryan 

To be a scholarly type who is really good in math, numbers and money... who looks hot while doing it.

Have you met Matt in accounting? Whoa! He's a real Paul Ryan! He may not be that fun at parties, but will be nice to look at in a tight shirt.

You know the haters have nothing on Paul Ryan when the best they can do is make fun of his hairline and insult him for being wealthy because he's highly intelligent and good with finances. If he were a Democrat, they'd be calling him Christian Grey!

Paul Ryan by tentimesten February 10, 2014