May 4th

Send ass pic whore

Its may 4th
Send ass pics whore

by Cockslayer696969Osamabinladen May 4, 2022

may the brew be with you

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.

Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.

by thelostvokal May 7, 2015

May 30

Nation tell an ex you like them as a joke

Person: I like you ex: but were exs person: haha its may 30 national tell ur ex you like them as a joke.

Telling an ex you like them as a joke.

by Cxmp on keys May 29, 2022

May 22nd

National hate Ethan day. Make sure to say something mean about Ethan this day.

P1 - "Hey it's May 22nd today!"
P2 - "Aw, Ethan is so stupid"
P3 - "and chopped"

by Blair Oaks Barstool May 21, 2025

May

This joke is in the "Ligma" or "Joe" or "Candice" kind of jokes.

- What month is it right now?
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.

by mitreanu May 5, 2021

National Bully May Day

National Bully May Day is a day where everybody gets to bully May and no one questions it. May 18th is national bully May Day

Today is National Bully May Day.

by MasterScrewer2000 May 18, 2025

May 25

National kiss someone random day

A- it's May 25th
B- what about it
A- it's the day when you can kiss anyone

by TheGayInsomniac May 3, 2023