smoothing the cat 

1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.

2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.

1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"

Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"

2. "I love smoothing our new cat"

smoothing the cat by Conan1992 March 30, 2011

DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder) 

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“Doja Kkkat is over ,Meg ended her”
-Gurl u have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession Discorder) ,get a life

DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder) by juicydoja July 25, 2020

mud cat 

(noun): when, in the act of anal sex, a man pulls his penis out of the womans anus and immediately inserts it into her vagina. thus; rendering the woman with a mud cat.

- "You can never really trust a girl until she'll let you give her a mud cat."

- Bill: "Why is Jimmy so upset?", Amy: "We can't have sex for a while because I developed a yeast infection after he gave me a mud cat."

mud cat by MISTEReE March 16, 2008

Nyan Cat 

The world's most lovable (Or annoying) cat! A Nyan Cat is a cat head with a strawberry poptart for a body. It floats through space whilst shooting rainbows from it's ass. Also know as the "Poptart Cat"

Guy: Hey dude, check out this awesome thing I found!
*Enters "Nyan Cat" in Youtube*
Guy: I love this!
Other Guy: OMFG THIS IS SO ANNOYING. TURN IT OFF NOW.

Nyan Cat by Larcondos May 21, 2011

homicidal psycho jungle cat 

See hobbes

Calvin's Mom: Sleepwalking!
Calvin's Dad: Nightmare!
Calvin: Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

homicidal psycho jungle cat by Cats December 7, 2003

Beer Cat 

Is a game invented by Stephen Colbert where you strap a beer to a cat in a humane way then try to drink the beer while avoiding scratches from the cat. Goggles are suggested for prolonged use.

Jims Beer Cat skills have really improved since he joined that frat which promotes humane animal rights.

Beer Cat by Colbert_Nation July 8, 2010

Scrotum Cat

another name for the Sphynx cats

-Ew look at that hairless cat! All those wrinkles...
-That's what you call a Scrotum Cat

Scrotum Cat by Kaddiss December 10, 2014