Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone

Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟

by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023

Simp

A bitch boy that’s does way to much for a piece of Pussy or a girls acknowledgment they are such bitches we will watch them burn

Bro your a simp you down bad bum

by God of ki November 22, 2021

Simp

Simp is an Internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in order to win their affection

Alicia: Omg Sofi is such a simp!
Sam: Sofi is the embodiment of the word simp.
Sofi: BRUH.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp

Simp means
S= Super
I=Insane
M=Minecraft
P=Player

-Friend “ yo bro your a simp
-Me “ stfu I don’t like girls any girl rn I wanna stay single forever l
-Friend “ oh no not like that it mean super intense Minecraft player SIMP duh “
-Me “ ohhhh you got me there bud “

by Lolshddh November 22, 2021

Simp

Michael Naudi

That guy is such a simp

by LordNaudster November 21, 2021