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The Great Gatsby 

To attempt to cum into a girl's mouth, but miss. Named after the novel, "The Great Gatsby".
Person 1: Julian tried to cum into this chick's mouth, but his cum didn't shoot far enough and completely missed the target.

Person 2: That sucks! Julian pulled "The Great Gatsby".
The Great Gatsby by Average Angel September 16, 2011
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The Gretzky 

To do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a Wayne Gretzky Jersey. To begin one must take a shit into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your Wayne Gretzky Jersey. As the shit drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her asshole and vagina with your penis. As you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your penis inside. Quickly turn the female around and cum in her face shouting "I AM THE GREAT ONE!" As you cum in this woman's face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been fucking the entire time. In the end your lady friend should be covered in your cum, shit, and the cum of all your friends.
"DUDE!!!! The Gretzky worked great last night"

"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"
The Gretzky by Kelvin Hause October 31, 2008

The girl of my dreams 

You <3
The girl of my dreams by Your bf<3 October 15, 2021

I'm in the ghetto

Ra ta ta ta Ra ta ta ta
Hey Emily, I'm in the ghetto Ra ta ta ta

The Golden Rivet 

The Golden Rivet is the name of a gay bar in San Francisco, named after the mythical Golden Rivet in the bow of warships. Young male newbies are taken to see it, and when they bend over to see it, they're pantsed and fucked in their bung-hole.
I went to The Golden Rivet when I was an under-age teenager, and some dudes took me to the back room and showed me The Golden Rivet!
The Golden Rivet by eda-skip October 12, 2021

The Great Poohdini 

Perhaps one of the most embarassing events in one's life can be the revelation of your bathroom business to another individual or even worse, to a group of peers.

With this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall -- stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.

What's the magic behind these means? Simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky pissers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.

Henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your identitfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as "The Great Poohdini" - coined by Jonathan Walsh, April 28th, 2004 at the University of Scranton.

aka: "goin' legs up" or "David Crapperfield"
"I think Doc was steaming out a raunchy log, I couldn't really tell...the sumbitch pulled the Great Poohdini on me as soon as I opened the door."

"Drew, if you're gonna shit in the Weinberg bathroom, you better go David Crapperfield, or Dave might tell that hot bitch about your pungent deuce."