Death

The Punchline to a really crappy Joke.

Jeff: Hey, Your squirrel has experienced death.

Tommy: My Squirrel?

Jeff: Yes

by The Scaled King October 21, 2018

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death around the corner

you feel your death is close by/near arrival.

I feel death around the corner be on your p’s and q’s.

by luhtroy4pf May 27, 2024

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The death star

When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat

"Man I hella had the death start last night"

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

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Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

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