teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

old mug

Wide and hallow dick

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.

by Stuffgun February 15, 2017

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone

Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000

Reese wilkerson born

February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006

Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006

Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000

Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.

by Father of 7 May 21, 2018

old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'

I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.

by Vivvy12345 April 15, 2021

old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.

As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.

by Bernard McGraw December 04, 2010

The Old Eliassen

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017