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a group of kids who just can be found everywhere. Especially school, and k-8th grade schools. The 9 and 10 year olds go on games like Animal jam or fortnite. They are just kids who piss on the earth every while and some who are just the quiet kids are going through depression so don't bully the 9-10 year old quiet kids.
the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
the 11-12 year old kids are better usually because they are more mature and are better. These kids will be found in school too and are just so desperate to find a way to unblock a school chromebook like a 9-10 year old would do, Such as "unscrewing the back cover and pressing the power button" or "holding esc+reload+power to powerwash the chromebook"
year: 2014
P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
P1: those 9-12 year olds are annoying
P2: wth, i am their father HOW DARE YOU
P3 and P1 in unison: they are annoying!
K1 (kid 1):WHAT
K2: im yo momma
K3: STOP STOP STOP
K4: ABCDEF YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE*** CAR AND THAT SH** YOU YOU CALL ART
by youtuber1289 May 5, 2022
Get the 9-12 year olds mug.on august 1944 anne frank was caught. She spent her years in this stupid concentration camp and was moved to bergen belsen which made her extra sick. On one morning of February or March, Anne frank was killed from typhus. Her friends Ilse Wagner and Hanneli Goslar also experienced the pain. Hanneli survived but Ilse passed out in a gas chamber resulting in the death of Ilse.
by youtuber1289 May 1, 2022
Get the anne frank mug.A stupid torture device invented by school. Homework is basically 5 extra hours of depression. This is the remnants of school that they decide to leave over so you can wake up feeling dizzy and tired, but still you have to go to school
Hailey: Hey can you help me with homework??
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO
by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022
Get the Homework mug.Pre-K
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.
Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.
3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.
6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.
9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders
11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.
Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.
3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.
6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.
9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders
11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
Being a student is hard. Please homeschool the little children so they don't suffer 12 years in school
18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022
Get the Being a student mug.Annoying adult who control our chromebooks and when we got a question on a test such as (what is the deepest trench?) all the teachers/adults say, "What is an ocean? now what is the biggest ocean?"
by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022
Get the Teacher mug.This stupid low quality area that is like a prison. The moment you step in, you lose all your rights and you just have to sit and be quiet. Recess is like the bergen-belsen concentration camp but except in the sun, You spend 7 hours of your life just questioning sanity with these fat fucking losers next to you. You spend the entirety of your day just moving class to class, Building to building.
It is also known as a place where you write and write and write until your hands can't take it anymore but you are still forced to write until your hands fall off. And your locker is usually stuffed with boulder weight books.
Just like a school day, You have 1/213657892187346 chance of getting to watch a movie and if the teacher doesn't like you, You get extra homework that takes you 5 hours to finish. The only thing they teach is irrelevant to the high schoolers or middle schoolers and when you get recess, It is just a sealed in jail like area with only a basketball hoop.
The lunch over there is disgusting and sloppy and if thats not enough, It is watery. All school does is traumatize 10-17 year olds and chips away minutes of our childhood until our innocence is gone forever
It is also known as a place where you write and write and write until your hands can't take it anymore but you are still forced to write until your hands fall off. And your locker is usually stuffed with boulder weight books.
Just like a school day, You have 1/213657892187346 chance of getting to watch a movie and if the teacher doesn't like you, You get extra homework that takes you 5 hours to finish. The only thing they teach is irrelevant to the high schoolers or middle schoolers and when you get recess, It is just a sealed in jail like area with only a basketball hoop.
The lunch over there is disgusting and sloppy and if thats not enough, It is watery. All school does is traumatize 10-17 year olds and chips away minutes of our childhood until our innocence is gone forever
by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022
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