Laugh Rape

The act of sticking your finger in a friend or stranger’s mouth whilst they are laughing heartily/hysterically about something/anything. This can cause them to gage, splutter or go into a state of coughing laughter which is in itself a source of amusement for everybody else. The Laugh Raper may benefit from ninja like reflexes to perform this task competently.

Can also be used when a friend is laughing too much or has an annoying or embarrassing laugh

Similar to Yawn Rape

While watching a Jimmy Carr DVD Dave was laughing hysterically so I seized the moment to Laugh Rape him, he gaged and went into a cough fit
At the cinema John was laughing at all the wrong parts during TED so I Laugh Raped him to shut him up.

by DCIV June 13, 2014

Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.

“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”

by DarthNBL September 15, 2023

Tripple reverse rape

When you turn around the double reverse rape and start raping them again

John tripple reverse raped some guy after he went for the double reverse rape

by Nico blue October 22, 2018

Rape

Uh it's when a guy or girl has sex with someone nonconsensualy

Fact: black people rape 19293 white women where as white people rape 0 black girls, don't know about guys tho

Random KKK member: NIGGERS RAPE WHITE WOMEN

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself December 27, 2024

ear rape

taylor swift = ear rape

*friend puts on taylor swift

me: omg turn that off it’s ear rape!

by chickenball6969 August 31, 2023

Forcible rape

Rape that is not Remember

No I don't think I was forcible rape but I don't remember

by 459395 March 4, 2022

hulu rape

The nonconsensual penetration that occurs when you give money to Hulu; due to its’ overwhelmingly aggravating amount of ads compared to any other online streaming service.

Two people watching a webseries.

Person A: “fuck man, they have ads on this website?”
Person B: “at least it’s free, with Hulu you get bent over by paying for a subscription AND a fuck ton of ads.”
Person A: “bro, thats Hulu rape!”

by dirtymustard November 7, 2018