creeping with the girl next door 

Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song

Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

creeping with the girl next door by Brandyman July 13, 2017

the goods 

1. having something against someone.
2. a good part of someone

Josh has the goods on Sara and he'll let the whole world know soon enough.

Damn, Violet has the goods.

the goods by Ana December 25, 2004

The Gnome 

A land dwelling creature native to Towson University. Characterized by wearing oversized sports coats, spiked hair and "bling" to compensate for his unusually disfigured penis.

The Gnome's penis typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the penis, used to attract potential mates. Not to be confused with his alter ago
"Doc Smokey"

Beware of the Gnome's unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:

1. Carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. Vicsious ankle biting
3. Lying about hooking up with girls
4. "Creeping" out girls
5. Soliciting sex from underage boys
6. Driving his parents Honda CRX when drunk
7. Perpetual virginity

John: What do you get when you mix Sean Wolf, a Midget, and a Honda CRX?

Seth: A small statured jewish virgin with a "sweet" ride

John: Nope... you get the Gnome

The Gnome by Shorty Shitstain April 25, 2007

The Guy 

A homeless man who is known to beg for change outside of The Mad Hatter in Covington, Kentucky.

Many jokes are made about The Guy popping up in random situations and asking for change.

It's like you turn on the TV and it shows The Guy asking for change instead of Sports Center.

The Guy by Danny November 7, 2007

The Great Pyramid 

A sexual position similar to The Eiffel tower except that it involves 2 females and 1 male. The male lies flat on his back while the first female is sitting on his penis and the second female is sitting on his face, both kissing each other, forming The Great Pyramid.

Dude, I had 2 chicks form the Great Pyramid last night!

The Great Pyramid by hackysackking January 6, 2009

kissing the girl 

it means doing heroine

to do heroine

He was kissing the girl, and he overdosed

kissing the girl by Easy432 June 1, 2007

down like the ground 

Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about

Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.

down like the ground by Eric December 3, 2004