Jurassic Parked 

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.

I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.

Jurassic Parked by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.

OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!

kale parker by General SUbsea September 6, 2013

Ray Parks 

Bad ass motherfucker. Ladies man with a tongue that pleases women turning them into quivering mounds of sweaty flesh.

He Ray Parks'd her so good, she looked like a melted bowl of vanilla ice cream.

Ray Parks by LickerLiquor February 10, 2014

Tom Parked 

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

Tom Parked by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

Covered parking 

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.

E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.

Covered parking by HandJ1 May 26, 2018

doing a richard parker 

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.

Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.

doing a richard parker by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013

What the Parker 

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

What the Parker by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016