When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.
I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.
by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012
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A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Welcome to Jurassic Park..
by Rob T September 16, 2003
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The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
by Balano May 3, 2003
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A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
by JPreeceybaby August 8, 2008
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Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!

Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.

Just be thankful you spelt it right.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?

Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?

Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore
by InstantActionHero April 9, 2007
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Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"
Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004
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You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...
Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...
by L.F. Alives May 8, 2005
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