wongu water 

a drink made of vodka, champagne, grapefruit juice, OJ, and soda water, that was inspired by the word wongu (an act of T9 text betrayal) that is sure to make you blackout and vomit if you have too much.

I'm definitely going to wongu tonight if I have even one more sip of this wongu water.

wongu water by vennifer September 28, 2009

Diablo Water 

Extracted Elephant seeds. Psychedelic water chemically close to LSD. Safe to drink.

Damn foo, I drank some Diablo Water and tripped nuts for 8 hours!

Diablo Water by drizzles November 7, 2009

rat water 

A term used when describing pool water that has been contaminated with the germs of a dead rat.

Person #1: What's that in your pool?
Person #2: I think it's a dead rat!
Person #1: Oh shit man now you have rat water!

rat water by AlamanceAnarchy April 8, 2010

Albino Water Lice 

A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.

The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.

Albino Water Lice by Saxasylum August 25, 2010

Agave water 

Tequila. The name is derived from it's appearance to water, and it's base ingredient being agave.

Eric: Want to take shots of agave water with me?

Sam: Sure, I need to get drunk tonight.

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Parker: Can you pick up a bottle of agave water for me?

Byron: What is that?

Parker: Tequila

Agave water by AUDX November 30, 2011

Signs Water

Water that has been left sitting around the house in a glass for an extended period of time (hours, days, weeks) in the same manner that the girl in Shyamalans movie "Signs" did. This also renders the water questionable as a source of hydration but makes it the perfect weapon against hydrophobic extraterrestrials.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without a drink but I refuse to drink the Signs Water on the windowsill from yesterday.

Signs Water by Soundbitesizedsnacks January 8, 2012

Metal water bottle

Opaque metal bottles used for drinking water.

Pros: Reusable, can use it to sneak other beverages, and keeps water colder than a plastic one.

Cons: Harder to tell how much water is left.

I used my metal water bottle to drink beer when I was with the wife.

Metal water bottle by pigeonVSstatue September 7, 2015