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"Ally?" I said
"In here."
I walk in and see Ally masturbating on the couch. "Shut up and eat me out Sally"
I willingly obliged and put my mouth on her pussy, licking her juices. She then told me to take off my clothes and lay down.

I was too slow for her and she bent down and ripped off my soaking wet thong. She started to lick my pussy, then shoved her tounge into it. i moaned and layed down, she gave me and awesome lap dance then we made out, and rubbed our naked pussies on each other. she sucked my pussie dry. Mmmmm...best lesbian sex ever.
by HAHAHA123 November 7, 2012
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sex bomb

one who is exploding with sexuality

someone who is irresistable
Damn!! did you see that girl!? what a sex bomb!
by JackH0L3 April 5, 2007
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STFU sex

Shut-the-fuck-up sex. Extremely limited talking during or after sex.
There's only 3 things I want to hear come out of your mouth.

1. "Oh my God"!
2. My first name.
3. "Breakfast is ready."

Otherwise, shut the fuck up. (STFU sex)
by Thew May 26, 2006
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Auto Sex

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.
1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.
by Skyboy September 24, 2005
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starfish sex

Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.
While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.

I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.
by mr.corruption July 1, 2005
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face sex

for a Man to shove his penis into a woman's mouth and aggressively have oral sex..
"Dude a had some great face sex with you mom last night"

"I sure oculd go for some face sex about now"
by "B" to the "T" September 15, 2005
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sex routine

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.
Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
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