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Best Fish 

(1) one who is the favorite of all your fish, even though chances are she is your only fish (2) one who would like to buy a boat and sail around the world with you (3) one whose favorite songs are....Babygirl by Sugarland and Boondocks by Little Big Town (4) one who dines on mall flowers as you watch nearby (5) one who you write beautiful and original music with, a capella (6) one who completes the toe-fish-fish triumverate (7) one who enjoys playing with pollies (8) one who likes male planes (9) one who does full-length ad lib musicals with you in the kitchen (10) one who was, and is, and always will be the very best fish in the world
Here comes HWills with her Best Fish. Wow...they look good. Why do I even try?
Best Fish by RileyLuver4Ever January 13, 2011
Related Words

Moon fish 

Floating poo in the sea; Poo in the sea
Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
Moon fish by RogueN December 4, 2011

alabama fish cake 

A vagina that smells like fish and looks like it's held a potato and raw egg
Eww, that's woman's vag has been Alabama fish caked!

sauna fish 

A sauna fish is a tiny fish in the Indian subcontinent that swims in boiling shit infested rivers, but it is also a women who really likes to bone in saunas and shit on men.
Man, went to Sweden and met this sauna fish of a booze cruise to Helsinki, she almost gave me a heart attack she was grinding me so hard in the steam room... then she shat on me.
sauna fish by Marty Hester August 18, 2014

snoodle fish 

1. This is the art of Butt Sharking. 2. Shoving your shark fin (nose) so far up someones ass that you can taste what they had for dinner last week.
He comes the snoodle fish, kissing that ass to get ahead.
snoodle fish by Master of nothing September 9, 2014

Monk fish 

An ugly mo fo who can't keep their gob shut!
Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
Monk fish by User_87 December 17, 2014