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Warner

A herpes sore. An angry, throbbing little pustule which causes great pain and irritation to anyone it comes in to contact with. Incurable. Said to be named after Australian cricketer David Warner.
I'm in agony. My cock's covered in warners.
by Mrs Warner December 1, 2013
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Modern Warfare 2

The reason that so many guys have begun to love their Xbox 360/PS3 more than their girlfriends. The leading cause of breakups in the UK, France, the United States, Canada, and Puerto Rico.
Girl (ex: Betty) "Why don't you ever text me any more?"

Guy (ex: Nathaniel) "I found a new love. Her name is Modern Warfare 2. Her parents are Infinity Ward and Activision. Tejbz said this would happen."
by Nizzle Chrizzle Pizzle April 30, 2010
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wafer

a very skinny person
Dude! Look at that wafer, she must weigh like 2 pounds.
by Tess C November 19, 2005
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leg warmers

When a girl decides that she is now 'serious' about dancing because she takes one hiphop class once a week and therefore has to get geared out. Cue sweatpants oversized teeshirts with the neckline cut out 'proffesional' dance shoes and of course leg warmers. And of course wear them to school so everyone knows just how much 'dancing is your life' even though no one cares or can see them.
I can't be a proper dancer without leg warmers look at flashdance
by Donatello April 10, 2006
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Vaginal Warfare

When the wives of world leaders withdraw from sexual activities to force them to have bi-lateral meetings to stop a war.
Obama: Michelle decided to use vaginal warfare tactics and told me she would stop giving me her special black muffin if I didn't talk to the Taliban directly.
by Born_AGAiN July 23, 2011
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Foreskin Warmer

When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer
by billylongydongy December 2, 2019
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Hypo-logical Warfare

A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.

Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.

The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010
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