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Testicle Swirly

After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.
by Kevin Joseph May 16, 2022
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testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles
1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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testicle nipples

I have a big cock
i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples
by Sukify January 23, 2023
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Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023
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testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed
by walterc August 4, 2023
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Testiclism

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.
Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.
by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023
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Testicleberries

A very popular and traditional fruit in Hoeland, tastes like jizz.
Zoinks! I'd love to taste some testicleberries!
by Sbuntone August 17, 2023
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