no talent whatsoever

Can be said about MOST rappers today...

These people have no talent whatsoever:
50 Cent
Ashanti
Pastor Troy
Three-6 Mafia
Kelly Clarkson
Play
LFO

by Shawn B. June 1, 2003

Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.

by El Tren July 21, 2010

Put your dick on the table

Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.

We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.

"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.

by The ultimate name caller September 2, 2014

talent

Sexually attractive person.

Jimmy: Oh snap! Did you see that sorostitute?
Sam: Yah, there's definitely some talent around here.

by Vincent52 January 20, 2004

talene

To be of high intelligence, and extreme hotness.

Wow, how awesomely awesome is Talene?!

by Rachel February 25, 2004

table chef

a person who can not order off the menu but feels compeled to rewrite it to their own untrained creations

the table chef on 43 wants gorgonzola sauce with here fish

by clark mcdaniel October 30, 2003

table vac

Someone who snorts drugs.

"Kenny's been using speed again!"
"Yeah, he's becoming a real table vac"

by jormeidt October 5, 2006