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half suck

When your partner brings you to orgasm by oral or hand stimulation but doesn’t allow you to ejaculate in her mouth
I got the half suck off this doll last night... just when I was ready to blow she stopped sucking and wanked me off till I came on her tits
by The Jew brother December 14, 2020
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Dallas sucks

Salutation or greeting used in the Philadelphia and southern Jersey area. Any NFL fan understands with dislike towards the Dallas Cowboys.
Walking down 16th st mall in Denver and see an eagles fan:

Eagles fan: Go Birds !

Me: Dallas sucks.
by Fatalelement89 September 29, 2019
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suck flute

A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.
One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.
by JayLovesHolly February 23, 2011
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suck job

basically the same thing as a blowjob, but the name makes more sense
man, bitch just dropped to her knees, and gave me the best suckjob
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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yankees suck

1. An indisputable statment of fact, hugely popularized after the New York Yankees failed to hold a three games to none lead, and got their asses BEAT by Ortiz, Damon, Schilling, and the rest of them.
Yankees Suck!

Well, uh.... 1918! Oh, wait, shit.
by A-rod sucks November 20, 2004
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Life sucks

Random person-Life sucks
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 1, 2020
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suck ass

This phrase is an odd variation from the regularly used phrase "that sucks". There are two main definitions of this:

1) in literal terms, putting your mouth to an anus and quickly inhaling, causing a stream of air to be pulled into your mouth from the anus.

2) in slang terms, to be bad. This is how the phrase is most commonly used, and tends to be more intense than the usual "that sucks." "That sucks ass" is like adding a "really" to it.
"She sucks ass!"
"Wait, seriously?"
"Not like that, man"
"Oh..."
by Dirty Shoes January 12, 2005
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