JayLovesHolly's definitions
A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.
One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.
by JayLovesHolly February 23, 2011
Get the suck flutemug.