live stalking

When a player on XBox live joins in on other players' games over and oever again to try to plow through the player. typically happens when this player has lost to the other player so, they feel they must exact some revenge on them.

Player 1: "Hey look, its a DBW on the other team. He must be live stalking us again.

by Sideboob<cleavage September 4, 2010

stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.

Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.

by pigma dengar June 16, 2010

Stalk Blogging

Is when a Fellow Blogger, who Follows you, re-blogs or re-posts almost All Your Content in their feed from you.
Not necessarily a Bad Thing (they do appreciate your content) --- but it gets to be a bit deja vu when you are looking in your feed (if you follow them).

This guy is stalk blogging me - he must really like my posts.

by Tankai July 1, 2014

Gang Stalking

A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flashmobbing-type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.

"Yeah, those cops were gang stalking me . . . but they sure didn't seem to mind me scoring with all those hot hookers; a double-edged sword, with all their tolerance of criminality."

"Gang Stalking - the principle: don't put anything past anyone. They won't stop either, like they're mindlessly on autopilot, as they are profiteering on this for the hazard pay - of extra effort. They seem to be mindless to the point of entertaining delusions of invulnerability as well, or they just can't think at all, not understanding the historic problems with public corruption."

by Overlord0 November 3, 2023

waste of stalk

When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.

Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk

by Kleatus June 16, 2020

Stalk Hawk

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking

A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

Bing Stalk

to use Google Maps or Bing Maps in the aid of stalking. the name for a person who Bing Stalks is a Bing Stalker

"wow, it looks like that guys Bing Stalking his friends girlfriend. what a loser."

by CornCob McGee July 2, 2009