Splurf

The sound made when squeezing homemade slime.

Did you just hear the slime splurf when you squeezed it?!

Yes, it splurfed really loud!!

by Rose Nylund June 23, 2021

Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt August 31, 2021

Splurt

To ooze out of something.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I added to much jelly, so all of it splurt out the side when I bit it.

by Jhenniffer September 18, 2021

Splunking

v. to explore an old place, especially for antiques.

-a bargain hunt for slightly used goods in an old house or abandoned warehouse building.

We're splunking this estate sale for Depression glassware and vintage bags.

by cheekydre October 10, 2021

Splursnoggle

Splursnoggle; a seemingly innocent way to censor the word "dick"

That's a fine splursnoggle you got there!

by MushyMushrooms February 2, 2022

Splornge

The color you turn after to much spray tan

Donald Trump is way to splornge to be on TV

by $haggy March 8, 2022

splurtch

A joint rolled with splamptch butts

Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022