snorange

a) When you fall asleep eating an orange. (b) When you fall asleep on an orange. (c) Ryhmes with orange.

My wife snoranged last night when she fell asleep on my orange.

by i am michelle woo December 12, 2008

Snoregasm

Similar to the "wet dream", or nocturnal emission, the "snoregasm" is a mid-nights occurrence that causes THE magnacarta of pleasurable feelings. *NOTE* she might be faking.

Mike: "I think Kathy might have faked it."
Ned: "What makes you think that?"
Mike: "She was asleep."
Ned: "So you think she had a snoregasm?"
Mike: "What?"

by GRATZD February 21, 2011

Snore

A sexual kink involving complete or partial ingestion of someone else through your nose.

Etymology: 'snort' + 'vore' = "snore".

In one snore comic exemplifying Rule 34, Helga begs Arnold to continue to snort her legs into his nose.

Helga: "Oh, yes, Arnold, snort me! Snort me!!"

Arnold: *SNRXX!!!*

by snorpio August 13, 2018

snorejob

When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.

My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.

by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008

snorcher

Snorting something torcherous.

Snorthing something up the noise that would cause pain.
EX 1: Snorthing Wasabi.
EX 2: You effin wasabi snorcher.

by Derty-E May 26, 2006

snorf

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.

The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!

by Rhiana October 26, 2007

donkey snorfle

The person that kisses people with donkey faces, ugly women or actual donkeys.

Man did you see his last girls?
Yeah hes such a donkey snorfle.

by porch monkey 420 January 19, 2008