Shitflake

A person that typically emmits cancerous energy and is toxic to have around

Some internet feminists really are shitflakes

by Average man with common sense July 28, 2018

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Shitcicle

Either

A shit (animal or human) that has frozen causing it to become brittle.
or
A saying expressed during a bad situation or event.

Oh shitcicle! i just stood on a shitcicle because i could not see it under the snow.

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

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Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.

Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.

by Stoney69 March 6, 2019

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shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 2, 2019

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Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

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