Make hay while the sun shines

To take an opportunity to do something when the time and conditions are near perfect or available.

From agriculture, when farmers gather the long grass growth of summer to dry it to produce hay as winter feed for animals; The best time to cut and dry the hay is during sunny days.

A:"There's a sale at K-mart this week - You wanna see if the have something for your sister's birthday?"
B:" Sure - Might as well make hay while the sun shines, and get her something at cut price!"

by D F Stuckey May 15, 2004

Saints Row 2

A great game that is vaguely similiar to Grand Theft Auto IV, but different in many ways. The main differences are that Saints Row 2 is about gangs and not one person. You can customise your character, unlike in GTA4. The game is more cartoony than its "cousin", but has a longer replay value than it. You can do many side missions that allow you to join fight clubs or race or spray sewage on people or BE the cop and MUCH more. It has been given a bad rap, mainly because the people from Rockstar (the creators of GTA4, SR2's rival) have bribed all major game reviewing companies to say that this game isnt as good as Grand Theft Auto.

Guy 1: Hey wanna come over and play GTA?
Guy 2: Nah, that gets really old after you get done with the story and tthe side missions suck. I think ill stick with Saints Row 2, because its way better.

by AustinatorSR May 16, 2009

Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

Jizzle Shits

When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.

You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits

by hlhlhl October 27, 2008

piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.

1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.

by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021

Shits N Giggles

Doing something for the buzz and excitement of it... or for the fun of it.

M: that ones a slut.. pure slut!
H: ah lad id do her for the shits n giggles!

by Fitz@urMa! October 17, 2010