My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

served with White Strawberries

To be “served with white strawberries” is to try and be pleased by using pampering or gifts of appeasement used to appeal the server to the served.

“He gave me his whole schpiel, then served with white strawberries when he mopped up the floor.”

by Madame Marcy November 2, 2025

Serve the Onion

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017

you served

your outfit or comment was absolutely stunning/met gala worthy

Stacy- "Fuck You"
Jared- "That's what your mom said"
Hillary- "You served"

by teasis45 October 16, 2022

serving babydog

when someone/something is really cute, including to the point of eliciting cuteness aggression like one may experience with a baby dog

guy: wow you are actually serving babydog right now
girl: thx

by NOT a body snatcher July 14, 2025