My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

ate, served and DEVOURED

when someone does something flawlessly, looked amazing, ate and ABSOLUTELY GIRLBOSSED

person 1: omg, did you see the barbie movie with Margot Robbie?!

person 2: yeah! they ate, served and DEVOURED with that movie

by girlbossqueen??? July 13, 2023

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

serving meat

A term coined by tiktok creator tyfrxncis

Friend 1: Yo what you think of my fit
Friend 2: Shits tough, you serving meat with this one unc

by Longislandera April 9, 2024

Serving Cunt

Serving cunt is basically just slaying and outslaying and outdancing everyone. Like kpop idols especially. Lots of people think only women can serve cunt but many men can too, including kai from exo and ten from wayv.

WayZen 1: omg did you see the nectar performance in the movie.

WayZen 2: omg yes! ten was literally serving cunt with the crop top and skirt.

by TenLeeOutsold December 9, 2023