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My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
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It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
by ace zero June 22, 2014
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Serve

I'll serve you later
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“Serving Ground Beef”

The saying, “Serving Ground Beef” is closely associated to the Sale/and or Distribution of the street drug “Heroin”, either alone or inside a network of other Entrepreneur(s)
“I’m just “serving ground beef” later b, pull up
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Chicago Soft Serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve
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Serve

I'll serve you later
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Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face
When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them
by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015
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