Schumacher

Schu isn’t just your average ginger. He’s the coolest teacher and is the goat. He’s pretty chill and doesn’t give a lot of work cause he doesn’t care enough. Schu loves his dog Luna and likes to steal mr. Acolley’s slide shows However, schu has an evil side and he likes to abuse children by throwing ducks at them and other various teacher supplies. He especially demises the kids in the back corner and likes attacking them even tho they are the coolest.

“Schumacher is throwing his rubber duck at the girls in the corner of the room.”

by Urmumzie October 11, 2022

Schlummy

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.

Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.

by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022

Schumacher

Is slang for a man who rides dirtbikes in 2nd gear and causally lays on the ground for a quarter of the expedition.

Man I totally rode like a Schumacher today. Maybe next time I”ll ride like a Kevin.

by Rider444 January 10, 2023

Schlumpdump

The use of a fat dumper

“That man has a Schlumpdump”

by LightningNoob January 18, 2023

Schlumbus

The new and improved sex toy!

I used my schlumbus last night

by Luminousexp May 30, 2023

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023

Schlumper

William

Hey Schlumper, how are you?

by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023