schmuck

to refer to a person as a shit-fuck

Bro, stop being such a schmuck

by Ryan & Liv August 1, 2012

schmuckus

too much information

"she scared me so bad i friggen sharted."
"whoa. schmuckus dude. schmuckus."

by cowbitch December 25, 2008

Joe Schmuckatelli

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number

This guys a real Joe Schmuckatelli

by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

Schmuck

Schmuck: The yiddish word literrally translated to mean jewels. or the man's jewels. so dont ever say your a schmuck unless you actually mean you're a man jewel

"Jesus Christ! I am such a Schmuck!"
"You have NO idea what you're saying!"

by Jacob Glickman February 2, 2008

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Schmuck

A common word used to describe Slustig.

Slustig is such a schmuck!

by cheese April 3, 2005

schmuck

Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.

"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"

by KingofSchmuck March 3, 2009