fuck puppet

As a puppet is controlled by the hand inserted in it, the fuck puppet is controlled by the cock in the same manner. A fuck puppet would be a cock junkie who would do whatever the person feeding her fix wished without question.

"Do you think Jannie will let Mark cruise with us to the strip club?"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"

fuck puppet by Bird O'Prey January 19, 2008

sock puppet

(verb)(political)
Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is the GOP's sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.

4.
Sock Puppet: "it's Clintons fault."
Real Person: "Man you are a sock puppet."

sock puppet by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006

meat puppet 

the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.

Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!

meat puppet by OBPAEH January 10, 2009

Meat Puppet 

Porn slang for a male porn actor

"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."

Meat Puppet by Courtney April 6, 2005

finger puppet 

a name given to a little girl that gets finger fucked.

grandpa daddy used to finger fuck his 10 yr old niece. she was his favourite finger puppet.

finger puppet by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

shit puppet 

A term trashy people use that refers to other specific trashy individuals within a trailer park community.

All the little shit puppets think they know something about getting drunk, but I am the liquor. The shit puppets line up for handouts.

shit puppet by Johnny "Fuck the NWO" Five December 19, 2008

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

sock puppet by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003