Pulled a Jeff

The tragic art of succeeding until it matters most - every time.

The Texas Rangers beat the Yankees then Pulled a Jeff against the Giants

NFL Players Adrian Peterson, Peyton Hillis and Steve Johnson had great seasons but Pulled a Jeff in the playoffs

The Ravens Pulled a Jeff against the Steelers

by Snooflak December 17, 2010

Pulled a Groesch

That awkward moment when you say something embarrasing right when everyone else in the room stops talking. The whole situation is taken way out of contrast and is quite funny. Usually such moments are never lived down.

Alex: Some five-year-old girls can be attractive..
Tiffany: WHAT did you just say?!?
Matt: Nah tiffany it's ok, he just pulled a groesch

by Shiny Zebra June 22, 2011

Pulled a Falcon

1. When you get something great, then find someone who got something better, they Pulled a Falcon on you.

2. When he got, she got or they got what you wanted, they Pulled a Falcon.

inspired by the State Farm Insurance commercial;

Guy1 walking down the sidewalk carrying a falcon he just bought with the money he saved on his insurance.

Guy 2 walks by carrying a Parrot he just bought and comments "I should have got a Falcon".
Ergo, he "Pulled a Falcon"

by TJFalcon September 11, 2011

pulled a waylon

Doing something stupid, or that don't make since

Ohh bill just pulled a waylon

by bill101 November 3, 2013

Pulled a Sullivan

Doing some dumb/clumsy shit like walking into a wall. Any act lacking common sense can be considered “pulling a Sullivan”.

That dumb blonde just walked through the screen door, breaking it off and spilling her La Croix all over the place... stupid bitch just pulled a Sullivan.

by BigdaddyJosé October 15, 2019

Jersey Puller

A girl who "attaches" herself to a member of a local (or national if she lucky) team in order to get into pubs and clubs.
Usually underage and sporting so much fake tan she resembles an "umpa lumpa" and badly done make up.

See her over there she's an awful Jersey Puller.

by Jake Jr. July 12, 2009

I pulled a Linda

Shitting your self

I was in the car and I couldn’t get the the Restroom in time and I pulled a Linda

by DoggieLover69 October 14, 2019