Porno Baby

An infant or young child with an unusually large penis.

"Hey, look at the penis on that kid, Larry!"

"Yea", said Richard, "what is he, some kind of porno baby?"

by C Noah May 14, 2008

porno chacha

1) a sexy maid
2) a maid who bangs one or more people living in the house she / he cleans.

Guy 1: "man, my apartments a mess"
Guy 2: "I got this number to a porno chacha, interested?"
Guy 1: "Sick"

by Torbenator August 19, 2009

Lila (pronounced Lilla)

Lila is the girl who will always be honest. Not only does she suck at lying, but she would never steer wrong.

Lila Is also “the mom” of the group. She’ll always have a spare tums or aspirin when you most need it. And will always make sure you’re safe.

More than anything, she’s always down for a rant about your day, or she’ll help you make an important decision about boys/friends etc.

you can always count on Lila to be there for you. Lila is your bff forever

Lila (pronounced Lilla), do you have hand sanitizer?

by BroccoliMagic December 27, 2019

Phonofag

One who is obsessed with antique phonograph players. This person would rather look at pictures of phonographs rather than porn. To a phonofag, the bigger the horn...the better.

"Can you believe that phonofag bought another twatty record player? That's 15 this week."

by Jill McBurn March 19, 2008

Porno stage

The time period or span, (Usually starting at the age of 12 for most men) when one starts to watch porn regularly for a few years then usually dies down to occasional porn viewing.

I started my Porno stage when I was eleven and ended when I was thirteen.

by Mother animal July 14, 2010

Porno Poo

The art of having to get naked everytime you take a shit, taking all your clothes off so they don't smell.

Friend A: "Where've you been?"
Friend B: "Just been for a porno poo"

by Super S-Dog November 28, 2010

porno hand

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!

by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004