The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.
Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.
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I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.
by fkcboi February 14, 2017
Get the procrastaception mug.The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.
I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.
by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017
Get the Procrapstination mug.When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.
"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)
by maxreboband August 30, 2017
Get the Procrapsturbate mug.The belief that you should wait till the last minute possible about to do everything, and dread about how hard it will be while you are supposed to be doing it.
Jim: HOLY SHIT, I only have 1 day left for this paper and I haven't even started.
Joe: It's chill dude, just join procrasitology.
Joe: It's chill dude, just join procrasitology.
by notyouraverageposteryaknow September 7, 2017
Get the Procrasitology mug.The act of causing yourself immense stress by procrastinating something until right before the deadline.
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